SHIT TO EARN

Sit. Stink. Earn. The grossest passive income on Solana.

OR SOLANA WALLET

CLAIM YOUR NAME

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{{ nameStatus }} Username is forever. Choose your shame wisely.

CREATE YOUR SHITIZEN Two paths to the throne. One involves your phone camera. We're sorry.

THE SACRED OFFERING Photograph your actual offering. The Oracle grades its quality — finer specimens mint luckier Shitizens.

BLURRED FOREVER

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Blurred at upload, blurred in storage, blurred on the server. Not even admins can see it. ESPECIALLY admins.

RANDOM MINT Let fate roll the pixels. Standard luck, zero embarrassment.

0.5 SOL or 45,000 $SHIT (−10%). Traits roll on-chain.

MINT YOUR SHITIZEN 0.5 SOL or 45,000 $SHIT (-10%) Part of every $SHIT mint feeds the Burning Ritual.

By connecting you agree this is all deeply unsanitary.

THE THRONE ROOM STINK LVL 3 — visitors gag on entry

HOME SWEET SEWER

POOP POWER

1,337 PP

SHARE OF DAILY POOL 0.0042%

+50 TEMP PP — SEWER DASH · expires 21:32:10

UNCLAIMED

12.845102 $SHIT

≈ 0.42 $SHIT / hr at current power

ACTIVE EXPEDITION

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No expedition running. The throne grows cold — go explore.

{{ decorTitle }} Season 1 collection · pick one to place

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EXPLORE THE FILTH Send your Shitizen out. It comes back smellier and richer.

ENERGY

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LOOT:

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One expedition at a time — your Shitizen can't be in two sewers at once. Energy: 10 per day, resets daily. Abandoning forfeits ALL loot, no energy refund. We're not your mom.

ABANDON {{ abandonName }}? Your Shitizen crawls home empty-handed. All loot is forfeit and the energy is NOT refunded. The flies will judge you.

THE ARCADE CORNER Play for temporary Poop Power. Boosts last 24 hours.

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REWARD: {{ g.reward }} COST: 1 ENERGY

NEXT CABINET
SEASON 2

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SCORE 0 AUTO-RUN DEMO

SCORE {{ gScore }} {{ gTime }}s SWAT THE FLIES — GOLD = 100

{{ gReward }} CLAIMED — expires in 24:00:00

THE ORACLE One free reading per week — and a fresh Shitizen mint to go with it. The Oracle sees all, except your photo. That stays blurred. Forever. Even here.

TODAY'S OFFERING — RECEIVED & BLURRED

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Vision AI rejects fakes. Only genuine offerings receive fate.

THE DROPS Community fortunes. Upvotes feed the leaderboard ego.

BLURRED

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Unequip all gear first! Gear stays in your shared inventory — buyers get a naked Shitizen. Click the filled slots or UNEQUIP buttons.

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Higher STINK = thicker smoke. Wear it proudly. Click a filled slot to unequip.

SHARED INVENTORY — 8 / 25 SLOTS One bag for all Shitizens. An item worn by one can't be worn by another.

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+ EMPTY

THE CAULDRON It has never been cleaned. That's the secret.

BREW A BETTER ITEM 2 items + 1 toilet paper. A corn charm shaves a little luck off the burn risk. It survived once — it knows things.

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Failed brews go up in smoke. Literally. The $SHIT is burned.

YOUR BAG — CLICK TO LOAD THE CAULDRON

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Lucky Corn Charm BURN −2.3% · x{{ cornCount }}

Golden Corn Charm BURN −5% (MAX) · x{{ gcornCount }}

THE DUMP MARKET 1,204 listings

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Nothing matches. The sewer is fresh out — loosen a filter.

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YOUR BAG — PICK ONE TO LIST

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YOUR ACTIVE LISTINGS

LIST FOR SALE

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ASKING PRICE

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YOU RECEIVE{{ sellNet }} $SHIT

Half of every fee feeds the Burning Ritual.

Listing is free. Cancel anytime. No refunds on shame.

POWER UP STORE Official kingdom supplies. Energy, paper, decor — consumables actually work in this mockup.

AISLES

HOT

Energy consumables cap at 10/10. Decor boosts apply while placed in the Throne Room.

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WHO DROPS THE HARDEST? SEASON 1 — 6 WEEKS LEFT

RANK SHITIZEN POOP POWER $SHIT EARNED

Season rewards: top 100 split the prize pool. New gear, new decor, fresh loot tables every 12 weeks. Click a shitizen to inspect them.

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YOUR ROYAL RECORD

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USERNAME

WALLET

7xKp9Qm2…Vw3fQd

SOL4.208

$SHIT128,450

REFERRALS Drag friends into the sewer. Earn 5% of everything they drop.

PLOP-7788

RECRUITED12 shitizens

EARNED1,842 $SHIT

SETTINGS

GROSS FX (cannot be off — it's the brand)

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SOUND (8-BIT FILTH) ON

Gross FX & CRT are wired to the Tweaks panel of this mockup.